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ここまで来ると、度が過ぎますね。憲法改正や愛国教育まで
口を挟むのは如何なものだろうか?
朝日より以下引用
経団連「御手洗ビジョン」原案、消費増税や憲法改正盛る
2006年12月11日15時55分
 日本経団連(御手洗冨士夫会長)が来年1月1日に発表する将来構想「希望の国、日本」(御手洗ビジョン)の原案が11日、判明した。今年5月に発足した御手洗経団連の根幹となる構想で、法人税減税と消費税率の引き上げを柱とする税制改正や「労働ビッグバン」といった経済的なテーマだけでなく、憲法改正、愛国教育なども盛り込まれている。安倍首相が描く「美しい国」の構想に沿った内容も目立ち、安倍政権の政策運営に影響を及ぼそうという財界側の意図が読み取れる。
 御手洗ビジョンは今後5年間に重点的に取り組むべき課題と、今後の10年間の課題を示した。
 税制については、大幅な企業減税の必要性を強調する一方で、「11年度までに消費税率を2%程度引き上げることはやむを得ない」と明記した。政府方針の09年度での基礎年金の国庫負担割合引き上げと11年度に予定する基礎的財政収支の黒字化の両立を、消費税率アップによって目指す。
 労働分野については、「15年までの労働力人口の減少幅を100万人以下にする」という数値目標を掲げた。少子高齢化によって労働力人口は15年までに400万人減少すると予測されているが、御手洗ビジョンは外国人の受け入れや女性、高齢者の活用を通じて減少幅を減らせるとした。
★企業減税をして消費税増税...はっきり言いますね。
 外国人の受け入れ...安い労働力で利益を出すつもり
 なんだろう。

 政治寄付を拡大するため政治資金規正法を改正すべきだとも提案した。
★金で政治を操るつもりですね。

 憲法については、戦力不保持を定めた第9条2項を見直し、自衛隊の保持を明確化するよう提案。さらに、国益や国際平和の安定のために集団的自衛権を行使できることを明らかにするように求めた。
★商売人がそこまで考える必要はありません。仕事に専念
 して下さい。

 経団連は11日午後、会長・副会長会議で原案を検討。19日に御手洗会長を委員長とする総合政策委員会でビジョンの内容を固める予定だ。
★御手洗...お手洗いと読んだ方もいるそうだが、
 私はみたらしと勘違いしていた。みたらし団子好きです。

 小泉奥田コンビより安倍御手洗コンビの方が
 強烈になるかもしれませんね

 あきんどは、おとなしく便所で顔を洗ってらっしゃい
 と思ったら
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イプサムさんこんばんは。
本当に経団連お手洗い、困り果てたあきんどですね。
アメリカ追従型資本主義の擁立を目論んでいるのでしょうが、いい加減にしてほしいものです。
税制をいじくって資本家による搾取システムの構築にいそしんでいるのが見え見えで、ムカムカします。
しかし、困ったことに政治家と違い、国民の信任を仰ぐ制度が無いですし、どうしたら排除できるんでしょうかねぇ・・・。
日出処の民
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2006/12/11 22:58
日出処の民様へ
こんばんは
このお手洗いは、出しゃばり
過ぎですね。
最初は、奥田氏より
いいゾとか言ってた
方もいたのですがね。
うるさすぎますね。
イプサム
2006/12/11 23:31
 以下同文なので、御手洗(みたらい)姓について。
 私の親戚に同じ苗字の人がいますが、もともとは「みたらし」です(イプサムさん間違いではないですよ)。
 神社の手を洗う所から来ています。
 つまり、さかのぼれば神職で人格も高潔なご先祖様と推定されます(爆)
 
 先祖供養して出直してらっしゃい(笑)

URL
2006/12/12 10:33
でも前の奥田某よりまともな部分もあるじゃないですか
このお方は靖国参拝で多くの経済人が小泉元首相の参拝、対中国姿勢に批判を加えた時の毅然としたコメントには溜飲がさがったものなんですが・・・・・・・・
http://ilovenippon.jugem.jp/?eid=200
通りすがり
2006/12/12 11:58
橘様へ
またまた失礼しました。
もともとは神職でしたか
ご教示ありがとうございます。

通りすがり様へ
あの時は、多くの方が
前の会長と違うぞ〜と
応援したのですが...
イプサム
2006/12/12 21:06
これ以上、財界と政界が密接になるのは、よくないと思います。もう少し国民に目を向けた政治をしてほしいです。
長田ドーム
2006/12/12 21:17
 誤解を生む文章だといけないですね。
 補足しときます。

>さかのぼれば神職で人格も高潔…
 これ以下の文は『あきんどさん』に向かって言っておりますので(笑)

 余計な事を言わず、御手洗氏は黙って国のために尽くしなさい、という意味で言っております。
 

URL
2006/12/12 21:47
長田ドーム様へ
拉致問題で成果が
上がらなければ
この政権はポシャリ
そうです。

橘様へ
たびたびすみません。
それにしても、国債を
減らして、企業減税して
何を削るつもりなんでしょう?
イプサム
2006/12/12 22:31
労働ビッグバンは雇用破壊。消費増税より輸出戻し税を廃止すべき。ここ3年で倍増させている大企業の役員報酬を減額し他に回すべき。

MSN-Mainichi INTERACTIVE 経済観測
http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/keizai/wadai/kansoku/news/20061213ddm008070135000c.html

東芝の職場を明るくする会:トピックス:目次-頁1
http://www.kki.ne.jp/akaruku-tsb/photos/060929-WorkingRule4.jpg
http://www.kki.ne.jp/akaruku-tsb/topics-index-p1.html
【格差】制度改革「労働ビッグバン」【解消】
http://school5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/job/1166451373/

きっこのブログ: 経団連は売国連
http://kikko.cocolog-nifty.com/kikko/2006/12/post_8a0e.html
No More Big Bang
2006/12/30 16:44
内山誠税理士のブログを見つけました。
第27回の議事録には、労働ビッグバン関係の議事も含まれています。
経済財政諮問会議を監視し、意見を発信していく必要があると思います。

税理士内山誠のひとり言: 経済財政諮問会議27回 12月7日(木)友引 曇り
http://zei-makoto.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/2006/12/27_9479.html

内山誠 税理士 会計 経営 事務所
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諮問会議情報:内閣府 経済財政諮問会議
http://www.keizai-shimon.go.jp/minutes/2006/1130/shimon-s.pdf
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